Quotes
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Eric : [after answering his phone] Vince says hello.
Kristen : Great. Look, I gotta go.
Eric : Look, I was hoping we weren't gonna get into a fight about this.
Kristen : Oh, I thought you liked to fight.
Eric : Only when it leads to make-up sex.
Kristen : [scoffs] Well, that's not gonna happen.
[gets kissed, it's so passionate that she gives in]
Kristen : Wait, wait! Let's be clear about one thing, okay? This isn't make-up sex.
[shakes her head emphatically]
Kristen : It's break-up sex.
Eric : Whatever.
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Eric : [still in bed after sex, sighs:] So, now what? Wanna have dinner tomorrow night, talk about all this?
Kristen : Look,
[scoffs]
Kristen : Eric, you're really not getting this concept. This was breakup sex, for real.
Eric : So, what? You just... had sex with me as, like, a goodbye?
Kristen : Yeah. It was great.
[gets up, clutching sheet]
Eric : I feel dirty.
Kristen : Take a shower.
[Eric grimaces]
