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Quotes
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Turtle : You should get me on a talk show. I'd kill.
Shauna : Maybe I'll get you on Springer. Fat Little Horny Fucks And The Women That Despise Them.
[Johnny snickers]
Shauna : What are you laughing at? Maybe I'll get you on Montel with Don Swayze, Joey Travolta and the other retarded star siblings.
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Emily : You smoke?
Eric : Cigarettes? Um... yeah. I mean I've been trying to quit... uhm recently.
Emily : How hard are you trying?
Eric : Uhm... not that much.
[laughs]
Emily : Good.
[nods head towards door]
Emily : [they both go out]
Turtle : I thought he quit.
Johnny Drama : Cigarettes, not pussy.
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Johnny Drama : [re other guest on talk show] Sara Foster, huh? That chick is hot!
Turtle : Yeah, you think she'd bring other hotties with her?
Eric : Why would she?
Turtle : Cos hotties roll in packs, baby!
[gives imitation of wolf howling, much to the annoyance of a guy sitting behind them]
