Entourage (TV Series)

The Script and the Sherpa (2004)

Kevin Dillon: Johnny 'Drama' Chase

Quotes 

• The Sherpa : Johnny Drama?

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Yeah, I'm Johnny Drama.

  The Sherpa : I'm a fan man. Whens the next season of Viking Quest dude?

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : We got canceled 7 years ago.

  The Sherpa : Oh, bummer.

• Johnny 'Drama' Chase : [as Vince walks away with his yoga-trainer girlfriend]  I don't trust that New Age bullshit.

  Turtle : Me neither. Not even when it comes attached to an ass like that.

• Johnny 'Drama' Chase : This is important. It's a lifestyle issue. Did you see that picture of the sherpa in the bathroom?

  Vincent Chase : It's her guru.

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Yeah, I don't like the way it looks at me when I'm pissing.

• Turtle : Don't get mad, but I think she's stealing food.

  Vincent Chase : She's not stealing food.

  Turtle : Well, shit keeps disappearing from the fridge.

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : I did have a meat loaf vanish.

  Turtle : I mean, I know how these kleptos work. First it's the food, then it's the plasma.

  Vincent Chase : All right. She didn't steal it, she threw it away.

  Turtle : Thrown it away? Why?

  Vincent Chase : She's vegan.

  Turtle : Now what the fuck does that mean?

  Vincent Chase : It means she's into a cruelty-free lifestyle.

  Turtle : It's cruel to throw away a $65 steak from Morton's.

  Vincent Chase : Look, guys, just do me a favor. Keep the meat out of her eyeline while she's around?

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Look, she's already got him wearing cloth shoes.

  Vincent Chase : These are my slippers. They're the ones that he

  [points at Turtle] 

  Vincent Chase : stole from the Four Seasons, Maui.

  Turtle : Those are the slippers? Where's the robe?

  Eric : [entering]  Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool and had nothing on underneath.

  Turtle : She's naked at the pool?

• Johnny 'Drama' Chase : I lived on this stuff in '93. By the end of the year, I was sleeping standing up.