- Alan Twitty: [a construction platform falls, nearly hitting Louis] Somethin' fell.
- Tawny Dean: Twitty, Louis was almost squished!
- Alan Twitty: That could hurt.
- Alan Twitty: [sign on a classroom door] "Test cancelled due to my monkey having babies."
- Tawny Dean: Talk about dumb luck.
- Louis Stevens: Yeah, really. Thanks, bearded penny dude!
- Tawny Dean: Sorry, I'm exhausted. I was up late last night, studying for a wrecker Social Studies test.
- Louis Stevens: Yeah. Yeah, when is that thing anyway?
- Tawny Dean: In about a minute.
- Louis Stevens: What?
- Tawny Dean: Well, that should be plenty of time for you to learn all the Constitution.
- Louis Stevens: No, I'm dead!
- Tawny Dean: Yes.
- Louis Stevens: I know nothing about it. Why do we even have to learn about that old, stupid piece of paper, anyway?
- Tawny Dean: I don't know, maybe 'cause it's... the foundation of American democracy?
- Louis Stevens: Oh, sure, when you say it like that, it sounds all important.
- Tawny Dean: Where's Louis?
- Alan Twitty: Dude, this whole lucky penny thing's getting ridiculous. Principal Wexler had to go to a meeting, so he couldn't eat his birthday lunch. Guess who got it.
- [Louis comes to the lunch area with Principal Wexler's lunch, which is pretty big]
- Louis Stevens: Hope it's not overcooked, you know. Nothin' worse than rubbery lobster.
- Louis Stevens: [Louis begs Twitty's fruit cup, then finds a message under the lid] What is this? "Congratulations, you won a free fashion make over, courtesy of Fruity Fruit cocktail." Check that out!
- Tawny Dean: Okay, now I'm scared.
- Nelson Minkler: Louis! You look different. What happened to you?
- Ren Stevens: Louis, you actually look... What's the word I'm looking for?
- Louis Stevens: Stunning?
- Ren Stevens: Yes!
- Nelson Minkler: Yeah.
- Alan Twitty: How long do you think that lucky streak will go on?
- Louis Stevens: Well, as long as I got my penny, I'd say... oh, forever?
- Alan Twitty: Sweet!
- Tawny Dean: Okay, do you guys really believe that that penny has some kind of mystical powers?
- Louis Stevens: What? No, of course not.
- Alan Twitty: Dude, what do you, think, that we're, like, some kind of superstitious maniacs?
- Louis Stevens: Pennydance.
- Alan Twitty: Yeah!
- [Louis lays the penny on a chair, which he and Twitty dances wildly around]
- Tawny Dean: Look, guys! There's no such thing as a lucky penny. Look, it's just a series of admittedly weird coincidences.
- Louis Stevens: Really? Could you turn up the radio, please?
- [Tawny looks at him, but then turns the radio up]
- DJ Breezy Breeze: That was three in a row from BBMak! You know what that means! We're waiting for our twenty-first caller, at 555-0134.
- Louis Stevens: Come on, Aby-baby, work your magic.
- Tawny Dean: Okay, Louis, do you realize the odds? Every kid in Sacramento is gonna be on that...
- Louis Stevens: Shh! Timing has to be perfect, okay? It's a finger thing.
- [later]
- DJ Breezy Breeze: You're on K-Sac with BBMak! Who are we talking to?
- Louis Stevens: Uh... Uh, Louis Stevens.
- DJ Breezy Breeze: Louis Stevens! Well, you're our lucky twenty-first caller! Louis Stevens, how do you feel?
- Louis Stevens: I'm pretty cool.
- Ste McNally: I think we should go for the twenty-second caller.
- Mark Barry: You know, we usually get a little more enthusiasm from our winners!
- Louis Stevens: Yeah, well, I have to tell you, this whole charm life thing is getting a little old.
- DJ Breezy Breeze: Right! Hold on to that call!
- Louis Stevens: Yeah, I'll hold. Hey, do you guys wanna go to BBMak on recording session?
- Alan Twitty: [to Tawny] You got enough proof?
- Tawny Dean: [pauses] Pennydance.