- Ephram Brown: [to Amy] You were snoring.
- Amy Abbott: I was not.
- Ephram Brown: You were. It was cute though. Snoring.
- Amy Abbott: I snore?
- Ephram Brown: You do.
- Amy Abbott: Oh, I had no idea. That's awful.
- Amy Abbott: [to Ephram] So Saturday night? 8:00?
- Ephram Brown: For sex? 8:00, 9:00, 7:30...
- Amy Abbott: Good. So you bring the condoms and I'll see if I can score us some of my mom's fried chicken for after.
- Rose Abbott: [to Harold] Just remember. We were only two years older than they are now when we first...
- Dr. Harold Abbott: Yes, yes. And God punished us with Bright.
- Amy Abbott: It's all about how men and women are made to feel inadequate about their bodies.
- Hannah Rogers: They should have just named this chapter: Hannah.
- Hannah Rogers: [to Harold] Is that Bright wearing Muppet slippers?
- Dr. Harold Abbott: Ah, yes. Bright was oddly bewitched by Miss Piggy and Amy would simply not remove her Fozzie Bears for all the tea in China.