- Jo Polniaczek: I already apologized, and I offered to pay for the damages, what more do you want me to do?
- Richard Moll: Be my love slave.
- [Jo laughs nervously]
- Natalie Green: Think about it, Jo, those could be some... happy years for you.
- Richard Moll: I'm kidding, alright? My insurance company said they'd cover all but $500 and I quit being mad a long time ago.
- Jo Polniaczek: Then why're you putting me through all this?
- Richard Moll: I always play such a pussycat on those TV shows, I wanted to see what it was like to act like a real meanie.
- Blair Warner: Did you girls *really* expect the four of us to live together forever and ever?
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey, Natalie Green: Yeah/yes.
- Jo Polniaczek: Malibu is full of a bunch of blonde girls who only think of themselves, and I asked myself 'do I really want to live in a place where *everybody* is just like Blair?'
- Beverly Ann Stickle: I'm heading to the bus depot to pick up Andy from summer camp.
- Blair Warner: He'll be glad to see you, Beverly Ann.
- Beverly Ann Stickle: I'm going to give him a big hug!
- [hugs Blair]
- Beverly Ann Stickle: Right after I have him steam cleaned!