- Timmy Turner: I wish everyday could be Christmas, 'Cause Santa brings gifts every year. He's reading my list, he's feeding the deer, He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here. I wish everyday could be Christmas, 'Cause every other holiday reeks. New Year's Day's for Mom and Dad. The Easter Bunny's eggs smell really bad. Valentine's Day always makes me sad...
- Dad: 'Cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend!
- Timmy Turner: What?
- Maria: Merry Christmas!
- [Hands Timmy some gas for his snowmobile]
- Maria: Or, as we say in Montana; you're standing in cow manure!
- Timmy Turner: Awesome!