Family Guy (TV Series)

A Hero Sits Next Door (1999)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

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Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Welcome to the neighborhood! Hiya, Joe.

  Joe Swanson : Peter.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, don't get up.

  Joe Swanson : This is a surprise, I kinda thought you didn't like me.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, what? Because of what I said this afternoon? Oh, no, no, no, see I have that disease where stuff just pops out your mouth... Go to hell! Go to hell! Whoop! Heh, see what I mean?

  [laughs] 

  Joe Swanson : Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought maybe I crossed the line when I asked to borrow a screw driver.

  Peter Griffin : [moans]  Are you kidding? You could borrow whatever you want.

  Joe Swanson : Great. Say, you don't have any picture wire do you?

  Peter Griffin : Picture wire? You son of a bitch. Eh, son of a bitch, son of a bitch! Heh, there it goes again.

  Joe Swanson : I don't want to impose.

  Peter Griffin : No problem, that's what neighbors do. H-hey you know what else they do? They play on their neighbor's company softball team, like this Saturday. Eh? What do you say neighbor? Eh?

  Joe Swanson : Sounds like fun.

  Peter Griffin : Hey, so much fun, it should be illegal, like copyrighted infringement.

  [Peter's face transforms into Mickey Mouse] 

  Peter Griffin : [in Mickey Mouse voice]  Ho-ho! See you at the game Joe, ho-ho!