Family Guy (TV Series)

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Stewie, honey, time for bed. You have a big day tomorrow, Baby Jesus.

  Stewie Griffin : Trust me, woman, if I could walk on water, I would stroll you out to the middle of a lake and hold your head under until the bubbles stopped!

  Lois Griffin : Ooh, somebody's being naughty, not nice. You know, Santa's watching you.

  Stewie Griffin : What the devil do you mean "watching"?

  Lois Griffin : Well, honey, Santa's making a list and checking it twice.

  Meg Griffin : He sees you when you're sleeping.

  Chris Griffin : And he knows when you're awake. I almost caught him last year, but he's magic.

  Stewie Griffin : [jumping out of Lois' arms and pacing around]  Constant surveillance of every child on Earth... impossible! Unless...

  [spotting a Santa-shaped ornament on the tree] 

  Stewie Griffin : Hidden cameras. Oh, very clever! Watching to see if I'm naughty, are you?

  [dropping his pants and mooning the ornament] 

  Stewie Griffin : Well, check this twice!