Family Guy (TV Series)

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Hey, somebody give me a beer.

  Quagmire : [tossing a can to him]  Heads up!

  Joe Swanson : [intercepting it]  Uh, Peter, one of us has to be the designated driver, and I've already had four eggnogs, so I guess you're it.

  Peter Griffin : [laughing and taking the can]  That's a good one, Joe. Way to get into the spirit.

  Joe Swanson : [thrusting his nightstick into Peter's gut and taking the can back]  I'm a cop first and a buddy second, so don't think I wouldn't throw your drunk-driving ass in the slammer!

  [drinking the beer] 

  Joe Swanson : All right! Let's a-wassail!