Family Guy (TV Series)

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown

Quotes 

• Quagmire : Hey, Peter.

  Cleveland Brown : [wearing a reindeer-antler deerstalker]  Hi, I'm Prancer.

  Lois Griffin : Hey, why don't you take Joe along?

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, Lois, that'll be about as much fun as a lecture on ontological empiricism.

  Lois Griffin : What?

  Peter Griffin : What?

  Lois Griffin : Honey, he could use some Christmas spirit. For me? Please?

  Peter Griffin : All right, all right. But you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe. Open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.

• Peter Griffin : Brian, tape this for me.

  Brian Griffin : Oh, sorry. The VCR hasn't worked since you tried to tape Monday Night Football.

  [Flashback: FBI Agents burst in just as Peter is about to tape] 

  FBI Agent : Do you have the expressed written consent of ABC Sports and the National Football League?

  Peter Griffin : Just ABC.

  [FBI Agents blow the VCR to bits]