Family Guy (TV Series)

Da Boom (1999)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tricia Takanawa, Sheila, Old Lady, New Quahog Citizen #2

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Quotes 

• Randy Newman : [singing about what he sees]  Fat man with his kids and dog... Drove in through the morning fog... Hey there, rover, come on over.

  Lois Griffin : Well, it's nice to have music while we eat.

  Randy Newman : Red headed lady reaching for an apple... gonna take a bite... uhh, nope nope... she gonna breath on it first... wipes it on her blouse...

  Randy Newman : [pauses]  She takes a bite... chews it once... twice... three times... four times... stops...

  Randy Newman : [Lois glares at him]  Saliva working... takes a long hard look at Randy... Five times... Fat ol' husband walkin' over.

  Lois Griffin : Let's get the hell out of here.

  Randy Newman : They walkin' down the road... left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, lef...

  [Lois throws the apple at him] 

• Peter Griffin : [Peter is trying to convince Lois that the world is ending and trying to get her to go to the basement, but Lois is refusing]  Honey, are you pregnant?

  Lois Griffin : No, why?

  [Shoves Lois down the stairs] 

• [Peter has just eaten all the dehydrated food rations] 

  Lois Griffin : Peter, you just ate a year's worth of food!

  Peter Griffin : Huh. What a waste of money. I'm still hungry.

  [Peter drinks a glass of water, then immediately balloons to several times his size] 

  Peter Griffin : Everybody leave. I have to poop. *NOW!*

  [the family runs away] 

• Meg Griffin : Yeah, why are we here in this bomb shelter when I could be getting felt up by Kevin?

  Lois Griffin : Now don't give it to him all at once, honey, make him work for it.

• Lois Griffin : Look, Peter, people!

  Jorad : Halt!

  Peter Griffin : Uh-oh!

  Jorad : I am Jorad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory. Do you have any food?

  Peter Griffin : Ah, no, that that's why we're on the road.

  Jorad : Then you may not pass until you answer the following question. Name something you take on a picnic.

  Meg Griffin : A blanket!

  Brian Griffin : Potato salad!

  Chris Griffin : Chicken!

  Lois Griffin : Merlot

  Stewie Griffin : A dead Lois!

  Peter Griffin : Ah, ah, ah, okay, ah, we're gonna go with potato salad.

  Jorad : Show me potato salad!

  [points at sky. Peter and Lois look. Jorad and Highway warriors look] 

  Peter Griffin : [whispers]  Maybe we should go now.

  [Peter and Lois back away slowly]