Family Guy (TV Series)

Da Boom (1999)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Bill Clinton, Business Man #2, Crowd, General, Naked Guy, Greg, New Quahog Citizen, George Washington, Citizen #4

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Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : [laughs at Lois]  You said "nuclear"! It's "nucular", dummy. The "S" is silent.

• Peter Griffin : Sorry but I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time.

• Peter Griffin : [Peter is trying to convince Lois that the world is ending and trying to get her to go to the basement, but Lois is refusing]  Honey, are you pregnant?

  Lois Griffin : No, why?

  [Shoves Lois down the stairs] 

• [Peter has just eaten all the dehydrated food rations] 

  Lois Griffin : Peter, you just ate a year's worth of food!

  Peter Griffin : Huh. What a waste of money. I'm still hungry.

  [Peter drinks a glass of water, then immediately balloons to several times his size] 

  Peter Griffin : Everybody leave. I have to poop. *NOW!*

  [the family runs away] 

• Cleveland Brown : Guns only lead to trouble.

  Peter Griffin : That's right. And when trouble comes, we'll be ready to blow its freakin' head off.

• Guy in Chicken Suit : [to Peter, he holds a coupon out]  Excuse me, sir, would you like a coupon?

  Peter Griffin : Oh, no, thank you, I don't trust giant chickens any more.

  [goes to flashback] 

  Peter Griffin : Oh, uh, the nice chicken outside gave me a coupon.

  Cashier : [looks at coupon]  Oh, I'm sorry but this coupon expired yesterday.

  Peter Griffin : [Peter looks at chicken outside]  Son of a...

  [jumps out window and tackles the chicken] 

• [a U.S. map at a military base shows 'Happy New Year' lit up on the map] 

  Military Sergeant : Very nice, lieutenant.

  Military Tech Guy : Actually, each one of those lights represents a missile launching by itself. The pattern is just a coincidence.

  Military Sergeant : Come to think of it, that Y is a bit off. Still, it looks nice.

• Lois Griffin : Look, Peter, people!

  Jorad : Halt!

  Peter Griffin : Uh-oh!

  Jorad : I am Jorad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory. Do you have any food?

  Peter Griffin : Ah, no, that that's why we're on the road.

  Jorad : Then you may not pass until you answer the following question. Name something you take on a picnic.

  Meg Griffin : A blanket!

  Brian Griffin : Potato salad!

  Chris Griffin : Chicken!

  Lois Griffin : Merlot

  Stewie Griffin : A dead Lois!

  Peter Griffin : Ah, ah, ah, okay, ah, we're gonna go with potato salad.

  Jorad : Show me potato salad!

  [points at sky. Peter and Lois look. Jorad and Highway warriors look] 

  Peter Griffin : [whispers]  Maybe we should go now.

  [Peter and Lois back away slowly] 

• Brian Griffin : A Flautist, Peter!

• Bill Clinton : [Sees nuclear missiles falling everywhere]  Aw what the hell, come here, Hillary.

  [They kiss] 

• Guy in Chicken Suit : The world is gonna end at midnight tonight. Y2K.

  Peter Griffin : Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?

• Peter Griffin : I'm the one who gave elocution lessons to Rosie Perez!

  Townsfolk : That's nothing to be proud of.

  Peter Griffin : Hey don' be stupiid, she speak good and every-ting.

• Brian Griffin : They ate Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa!

  Peter Griffin : Why? They're just going to be hungry again in an hour.

• Peter Griffin : Ohh 'village idiot', that's a good one. On Thursdays you get to wave your penis in traffic!

• Peter Griffin : Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids! Damn long-ears! Tryin' to take Easter away from Jesus.

• Peter Griffin : Hey guys. You know that one Christmas present you really wanted, but didn't get?

  Meg Griffin : A phone?

  Chris Griffin : A pony?

  Brian Griffin : A humidor?

  Stewie Griffin : A dead Lois?