Family Guy (TV Series)

Don't Make Me Over (2005)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

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Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : Mom, Dad, am I ugly?

  Lois Griffin : Oh, of course not, sweetie.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, where'd you get a stupid idea like that?

  Meg Griffin : Craig Hoffman.

  Peter Griffin : Craig Hoff...

  [pauses] 

  Peter Griffin : Craig Hoffman said that? Well, he's a sharp kid. You may be ugly.

• Meg Griffin : Mom, Dad! He used me for comedy!

  Peter Griffin : Wait a minute, are you telling me that my daughter was deflowered in front of one-and-a-half times the MADtv audience?

• Meg Griffin : Lois, get me another bag of Skittles.

  Lois Griffin : Excuse me, young lady?

  Meg Griffin : Did I freakin' stutter? I said, MORE SKITTLES!

• Lois Griffin : Oh, what about this, Meg? A pink baby-tee that says "Little Slut". That seems pretty hip.

  Meg Griffin : I don't know if that's really me, Mom.

  Lois Griffin : Well, they've got one that says "Porn Star" and another that says "Sperm Dumpster". And they're all written in glitter.

  Meg Griffin : All right, all right. Give me "Sperm Dumpster".

• Meg Griffin : Lois, get me another bag of Skittles.

  Lois Griffin : Excuse me, young lady?

  Meg Griffin : Did I freakin' stutter? I said, more Skittles!

  Lois Griffin : That is it, young lady. Ever since you've got that makeover you've developed a terrible attitude and this success with the family band is only making it worse.

  Meg Griffin : The "family" band? Perhaps you haven't noticed, Lois but *I am* the band. Right, Ms. Swan?

  Ms. Swan : Oh, yeah, she the band. Old lady jealous.

• Meg Griffin : I got a makeover, dad. Don't I look great?

  Peter Griffin : Oh, Meg, honey, I always thought you looked beautiful just the way...

  [breaks into laughter] 

  Peter Griffin : Couldn't do that with a straight face! Oh, welcome to the family, sweetheart. Chris, go burn all Meg's old pictures.

• Dr. Diddy : Let me explain something to you, all right? We got to get her half-naked and put her up front center stage. That's gonna make you all billionaires, because America loves hot white jailbait ass.

  Peter Griffin : Wait a minute... that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.

  Lois Griffin : I'm not sure I'm comfortable with Meg being exploited that way.

  Meg Griffin : Shut up, mom! It's not your decision, I want to be exploited.

• [Meg just had sex with Jimmy Fallon] 

  Meg Griffin : Wow, Jimmy, that was everything Ladies' Home Journal said it would be.