- Peter Griffin: I say, Quagmire, it seems to me we've each made another $500 million dollars.
- Quagmire: Good thing we swore off women so we wouldn't be distracted and unable to accumulate this vast amount of wealth.
- Peter Griffin: Yes. You watch the ticker. I'm gonna microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
- Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
- Chris Griffin: Hector, how long have we known each other?
- Hector: Since first grade.
- Chris Griffin: Yeah.
- Hector: Yeah.
- Chris Griffin: You remember that time you called me "Chris Gristle"?
- Hector: I think so.
- Chris Griffin: Well, burn for it!
- [sets Hector alight with his heat powers]
- [after being threatened by the superpowered Griffins at a town hall meeting]
- Mayor Adam West: That's it! We have to fight fire with fire. If nuclear refuse gave them superpowers, it could do the same for me. Citizens, I'm off to the toxic waste dump!
- [to cheers, Mayor West leaves town hall. He drives over to a nuclear waste plant and hops over the gate. He then proceeds to roll around in nuclear waste leaking out of drums. Cut to Mayor West at a doctor's appointment with Dr. Hartman]
- Dr. Elmer Hartman: Mayor West, you have lymphoma.
- Mayor Adam West: [nonplussed] Oh, my.
- Dr. Elmer Hartman: Probably from rolling around in that toxic waste.
- Mayor Adam West: I see.
- Dr. Elmer Hartman: What the hell were you trying to prove?
- Mayor Adam West: I was trying to gain superpowers.
- Dr. Elmer Hartman: That's just silly.
- Mayor Adam West: Silly, yes. Idiotic, yes.
- [beat]