Family Guy (TV Series)

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (2005)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Matt Damon, Tim

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Lockhart : What do you see here, Chris?

  [holds out his test by her chest] 

  Chris Griffin : Two D's and an F.

• Lois Griffin : So, Chris, what's the latest with your little girlfriend?

  Chris Griffin : Oh, I don't think Mrs. Lockhart likes me at all.

  Lois Griffin : Mrs. Lockhart? Your teacher?

  Peter Griffin : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this is not my Batman glass.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, are you listening? Chris has a crush on his teacher.

  Meg Griffin : Ew, gross!

  Stewie Griffin : You know what else is gross?

  [farts, and his eye turns dark red] 

  Stewie Griffin : AAHH! BROKE A DAMN BLOOD VESSEL!

• Lois Griffin : [When they think Chris has murdered someone]  Chris, we know what you did.

  Chris Griffin : You mean that I lied about my age to get into an Indian casino?

  Lois Griffin : No.

  Chris Griffin : You mean that one time I had hard gas and pooed myself?

  Peter Griffin : Close, but no.

  Stewie Griffin : How is that close?