Family Guy (TV Series)

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (2005)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : So, Chris, what's the latest with your little girlfriend?

  Chris Griffin : Oh, I don't think Mrs. Lockhart likes me at all.

  Lois Griffin : Mrs. Lockhart? Your teacher?

  Peter Griffin : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this is not my Batman glass.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, are you listening? Chris has a crush on his teacher.

  Meg Griffin : Ew, gross!

  Stewie Griffin : You know what else is gross?

  [farts, and his eye turns dark red] 

  Stewie Griffin : AAHH! BROKE A DAMN BLOOD VESSEL!