Family Guy (TV Series)
Fifteen Minutes of Shame (2000)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Fran Drescher, Erica, Loretta Brown
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : Meg, put your bib on.
Meg Griffin : I don't want to wear a bib.
Lois Griffin : Meg, honey, it's very cold in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable with your bib on.
Peter Griffin : She means your nipples are sticking out.
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Meg Griffin : Mom!
Chris Griffin : Hahahaha! Nipples!
Meg Griffin : That's it! I want those cameras off!
Chris Griffin : Fourth wall, you're breaking the fourth wall!
Lois Griffin : Meg, you're the one that got us on TV in the first place.
Meg Griffin : Well now, I am getting us off TV.
[leaves angrily]
Meg Griffin : I quit!
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Meg Griffin : Mom! Dad! I'm home!
[she looks at the non-Griffins]
Meg Griffin : Who are you?
Tom Arnold : We're the Griffins!
Meg Griffin : No you're not! You're Tom Arnold! And you're Fran Drescher, and you're... that fat guy from _Boogie Nights And you're the Olsen twins?
Mary Kate Olsen : Blast! Damn you all! Victory is mine!
Ashley Olsen : Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry Martini around here?
[cut to a hotel where the Griffins stayed]
Fran Drescher : Oh Peter, you promised me you wouldn't drink at the stag party.
[nasally laugh]
Lois Griffin : Ugh, I do not sound like that. Oh, this is terrible. We're the laughing stock of the town and we lost our daughter!
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Lois Griffin : [sees TV caption about her] Oh, go f**k yourself Diane!