- Lois Griffin: You're completely...
- Dotty Campbell: Nude? Yes, we're nudists.
- Chris Griffin: [freaking out] Permission to freak out?
- Lois Griffin: [whispering] Peter, did you know about this?
- Peter Griffin: I... I thought he lost his bathing suit in the ocean.
- [Stewie and Olivia have just finished their duet]
- Simon: Watch this. Are you watching?
- [Stewie and Olivia nod]
- Simon: [Simon slaps himself] That's for me ever having doubted you. A+!
- Stewie Griffin: [Stewie slaps Simon] And that's for you wearing purple pants with blue socks! Eeuhw!
- [laughs and looks to Olivia]
- Stewie Griffin: I totally called him on it.
- [Stewie has just finished his performance]
- Simon: Ok, any comments?
- Olivia: [Raises her hand] You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.
- [the class laughs]
- Stewie Griffin: [laughing sarcastically] Oh, gosh! That's funny! That's really fun - Do you right your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. "You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye." You know? I've-I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard any one reference-reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show, right? Isn't it? "You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye." And-and-and you've taken that, and-and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God, what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. Mmm, that's so fresh too. Any-any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Hmm? Because-because I'm here. God, you are so funny!
- [the Griffins have been invited for dinner at the Campbells, a family of nudists]
- Dotty Campbell: Peter, can I get you a beer? I've got Busch.
- [Peter unwillingly looks down at Dotty's crotch]
- Dotty Campbell: Oh, and Busch Lite.
- Simon: Look, it's your first marquee!
- [the sign reads "Simon & Garfunkel" followed by "Olivia & Stewie"]
- Olivia: It's pretty cool, huh?
- Stewie Griffin: The marquee or the other thing?
- Olivia: What other thing?
- Stewie Griffin: You know- the sex... with Simon. I mean, why else would your name be first?
- Olivia: Well, it makes sense ya know. Lead with strength, put your BEST foot forward.
- [pause]
- Stewie Griffin: So the sex was good?
- Meg Griffin: Jeff! What are you doing here? I'm not supposed to see you.
- Jeff Campbell: Your parents invited me.
- Meg Griffin: My parents? But they wouldn't...
- Lois Griffin: [she and Peter stand naked nearby] Yes, we would.
- Meg Griffin: Oh, my god! What are you doing?
- Lois Griffin: We were wrong, Meg. If you like Jeff, we should give him a chance.
- Peter Griffin: Yeah. We wanted him to feel welcome in our home.
- Chris Griffin: [entering, also naked] Mom, I need new batteries for my Walkman. Hey! Why is everybody else naked?
- Stewie Griffin: Oh my god, who's this enchantress?
- Olivia: Hi I'm Olivia Fuller.
- Lois Griffin: You better apologize right now.
- Olivia: You hurt me Stewie.
- Stewie Griffin: I'm sorry Olivia, can you ever forgive me?
- Olivia: Of course I forgive you Stewie.
- Stewie Griffin: My god, who's this enchantress?
- Olivia: Hello I'm Olivia.
- Lois Griffin: You better apologize to Olivia right now.
- Olivia: You hurt me Stewie.
- Stewie Griffin: I'm sorry Olivia, you were right, can you ever forgive me?
- Olivia: Of course I forgive you Stewie.
- Stewie Griffin: Break a leg up there, Brian.
- Brian Griffin: You seem awfully enthusiastic.
- Stewie Griffin: Well, at first, I wanted you to fail. But then I realized, you'll be out of the house five days a week, which means I'll be free to throw some of my sexy parties!
- Olivia: Oh, shut up, you egotistical jerk!
- Stewie Griffin: You shut up, you sac-bellied strumpet!
- Olivia: Bully pennied jackass!
- Stewie Griffin: Mealy mouthed crotch pheasant!