Family Guy (TV Series)

Holy Crap (1999)

Florence Stanley: Mrs. Griffin

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Hey, that was some speech, dad.

  Lois Griffin : Yes, it's a shame grandma wasn't there to hear it.

  Francis Griffin : Bless her heart. She's on another one of her prayer missions in Las Vegas.

  Mrs. Griffin : [cut to a Vegas casino]  Hit me, you five-card stud.

  [hacking cough] 

  Mrs. Griffin : Cocktail!

  Francis Griffin : [return to the car]  Aye, she's a rose. It's a pity you couldn't find yourself a nice Irish Catholic girl, Peter.

  Lois Griffin : [uneasy laugh]  Oh, Francis, this must be embarrassing for you. I'm in the car.