Family Guy (TV Series)

Holy Crap (1999)

Tommy Widmer: The Pope

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• The Pope : Are you sure this is Boston?

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, it's Boston. See, look, there's Harvard.

  The Pope : That's just a barn.

  Peter Griffin : Ooh, someone went to Yale.

• The Pope : [after meeting Francis]  I've never met such an infuriating man! You must have the patience of a saint.

  Peter Griffin : Well, he's my dad. I just want him to love me.

  Francis Griffin : Peter, how could you say such a thing? I love you with all me heart.

  Peter Griffin : [he gestures for the band to play the sentimental tune]  You do?

  Francis Griffin : Of course. I just don't like you. I don't like anything about you.

  Peter Griffin : [the band stops]  No, keep playing, you guys. I think this is as good as it's gonna get.