Family Guy (TV Series)

If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' (2000)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Jeremy, NBC Employee, Male Crowds

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Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : Dad, when you said, "Chris finished his homework," were you talking about me? Because if you were, I think you just lied to Mom.

  Peter Griffin : Chris, everything I say is a lie.

  [Catches the problem] 

  Peter Griffin : Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.

  [Beat] 

  Peter Griffin : And that.

• NBC Employee : [Pitching a TV show idea]  How about this? A single white girl in the city working at a magazine!

  NBC Assistant : [the executives murmur in agreement]  Do you guys hear yourselves? This is the same old crap over and over again. We need to take a chance. Try something different. Something fresh.

  [the head of the network walks over, picks up a poster for "Just Shoot Me", and proceeds to beat the assistant over the head]