Family Guy (TV Series)

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea (2001)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Loretta Brown, Tricia Takanawa, Jewish Woman

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• Lois Griffin : [about Nigel]  Nigel's charming. All British men are.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.

  Benjamin Disraeli : [Writing at desk after a pause, looking up at the viewer and then continues writing]  You don't even know who I am!

• Tricia Takanawa : This charred portrait of Elizabeth II brings a poignant new meaning to the phrase, "Hey! Check out that flaming queen!"

• Tricia Takanawa : One thing is certain, the pain here is palpable. For many, this charred portrait of Elizabeth the 2nd gives poignant new meaning to the phrase 'Hey, check out that flaming queen'.

• Lois Griffin : Nigel looks like he's down with the swirl.