"Family Guy" Road to Rhode Island (TV Episode 2000) - Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Betty, Woman in Bar, Female Voiceover, Mother

Dr. Amanda Rebecca : We're going to add...

[tape interrupts Lois]

Lois Griffin : Peter!

Peter Griffin : Ahh!

Lois Griffin : I know what you've been doing here, and I'm very upset with you.

Peter Griffin : Oh. Usually, beautiful women don't turn back into you until I'm finished.

Lois Griffin : These tapes are about to be communication. If you want to see a woman acting nasty, you should've told me.

[starts taking a bathrobe off]

Peter Griffin : This is hot.

Lois Griffin : Turn around.

Peter Griffin : Lois! This is not what it looks like! She means nothing to me!

Lois Griffin : Peter, it's okay.

Peter Griffin : Yeah?

Lois Griffin : I was trying to be sexy for you.

Peter Griffin : Oh, come here you.

[starts to rewind]

Lois Griffin : You should've told me.

[rewinds]

Lois Griffin : You should've told me.

[rewinds]
Betty : Aw, look at you! I bet you're hungry.

Stewie Griffin : And I bet your lost your virginity to a mechanical bull. Now change me!
Lois Griffin : Brian, you've really been enjoying your wine lately.

Brian Griffin : It's only my second glass.

[takes a sip from a 7-11 Big Gulp cup]
Lois Griffin : Peter, I love you.

Peter Griffin : About a quarter to five.
Lois Griffin : Stewie and Brian are taking a train home.

Peter Griffin : Geez, can we not talk about curtains for two seconds?

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Betty, Woman in Bar, Female Voiceover, Mother