Family Guy (TV Series)

The King Is Dead (2000)

Carlos Alazraqui: Mr. Weed, Monkey #4, Monkey #5, Assistant Worker

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Mr. Weed, distinguished members of the board, may I present this year's hottest new toy: Mr. Zucchini Head. He's got stupid/cool, hip-hop style. With his little hat... and his Doc Martens.

  Mr. Weed : Uh, thank you, Peter. That's enough.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, wait, wait, wait. This is the best part: he dances!

  [flipping a switch, it vibrates across the table] 

  Happy Go Lucky Co-Workers : I've seen enough.

  Happy Go Lucky Co-Workers : How inappropriate.

  Happy Go Lucky Co-Workers : I haven't had sex in four years.

  Mr. Weed : Gentlemen, I apologize for wasting your time. Peter is an adequate assembly-line worker, but you'll be happy to know our company does not pay him to think.

  [he laughs, and Peter joins in half-heartedly] 

  Mr. Weed : [taking the "zucchini"]  I'll take this.

  [entering his office] 

  Mr. Weed : No calls.