Family Guy (TV Series)
To Love and Die in Dixie (2001)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Dixie Student #2
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Quotes
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Herbert : Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris : It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
Herbert : Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris : Well, sure.
Herbert : Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris : No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Herbert : Don't make me beg now.
Chris : You're funny. Bye.
Herbert : Get your fat ass back here.
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Chris Griffin : Where do you think you go when you die?
Sam : I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris Griffin : UPN?