Family Guy (TV Series)
To Love and Die in Dixie (2001)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Announcer, Virgil, Willie Tanner, Pope, Agent Harris, Clerk, Alf, ATM Cashier, Dixie DJ
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : I dunno, Brian, maybe Lois is right. Maybe it is time for me to get a job.
Brian Griffin : Yeah, too bad you always blow it in the interview.
[Peter is seen at a job interview]
Interviewer : Okay, Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter Griffin : [thinking] Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife.
Peter Griffin : [out loud] Doing your...
[sees a picture of the interviewer's son]
Peter Griffin : son?
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[Peter and Brian have just jumped their car off a flatbed truck like The Dukes of Hazzard]
Peter Griffin : Oh, man. That was great. Hey, maybe next time we can get Meg to be Boss Hogg and Chris can be Anus.
Brian Griffin : Enis.
Peter Griffin : What'd I say?
Brian Griffin : Anus.
[Peter laughs hysterically]
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Peter Griffin : [clearing his throat] Excuse me but I'm pretty sure the north won the war.
[dead silence]
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Stewie Griffin : [playing Banjo and Singing] Heard her on my C.B. said her name was Mimi, sounded like an angel come to Earth.
Hillbilly Band : [singing] Come to Earth.
Stewie Griffin : [singing] But when i went to meet her, boy you should have seen her, twice as big as me, three times the girth.
Hillbilly Band : [singing] Times the Girth.
Stewie Griffin : [singing] Oh my big baby loves to eat.
Hillbilly Band : [singing] Loves to eat.
Stewie Griffin : A big old Budda belly and breasts way past her feet. Oh my big baby loves to e-e-eat, my big old fat-ass baby loves to eat.
[finishes playing]
Stewie Griffin : I've got blisters on me fingers!
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Peter Griffin : Hey uh Lois, I don't get how this works. It's just a hole. I don't think it goes anywhere. No, it definitely doesn't go anywhere.
[Bird hits the outhouse, knocking it over]
Peter Griffin : Ugh! Oh God! It's everywhere! Ugh! It's in my raccoon wounds! Oh God!
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Meg Griffin : [opening the closet door] Someone's in the closet!
Jeff Foxworthy : You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.
Stewie Griffin : You suck!
[slams the closet door shut]
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Lois Griffin : [the Griffin family first enter their new dilapidated house] Ughhh, what's that smell?
Brian Griffin : It's either bad meat or good cheese.