Firefly (TV Series)

The Train Job (2002)

Alan Tudyk: Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

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Quotes 

• Jayne : You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal,

  [breathing becomes a little more labored] 

  Jayne : and then maybe, *maybe* we'll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can't change that by getting all... bendy.

  Wash : All what?

  Jayne : [starts swaying]  You've got the - the light from the console... keep you, lift you up. They shine like...

  [starts grabbing at the air like he's trying to catch something] 

  Jayne : little angels...

  [Jayne falls flat on his face] 

  Wash : Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

  Simon : I told him to sit down.

• Kaylee : So, what happened? Another terrible brawl?

  Zoë : [smiling]  Oddly enough, there was.

  Wash : Are you getting my wife into trouble?

  Mal : Wha- I didn't start it. I just wanted a quiet drink.

  Zoë : Funny sir how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar come "U" day... looking for a quiet drink.

  Mal : See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart.

  [Kaylee laughs inaudibly at the exchange] 

• Jayne : [as Lund raises a gun]  Hey, hey, hey, them ain't kosherized rules.

  Lund : I'm thinkin' somebody needs to put you down, dog. What do you think?

  Mal : I'm thinking we'll rise again.

  [Serenity rises into view behind them] 

  Wash : [over loudspeaker]  Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.

  [door opens and Jayne, Zoe and Mal run onto the ship; watching the men from the bar retreat inside, Mal waves goodbye as the door closes] 

  Jayne : Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it.

  [laughing] 

  Jayne : 'Blow a new crater in this moon.'

  [laughing]