- Julio Mendez: So you're on for tomorrow night?
- Barry Allen: Tomorrow night?
- Julio Mendez: What is this, a convenient memory lapse? Sabrina's roommate from college, from Chicago?
- Barry Allen: Another blind date? Oh, come on, Julio, let's look at the record here. Last month, it was Maxine the manicurist. Topics of conversation were my cuticles and her snow globe collection. Then there was Gwen. Divorced four times in six years.
- Julio Mendez: Okay, so she had a run of bad luck.
- Barry Allen: Yeah, well so have I, all right? No more reincarnated Babylonian priestesses, no more birthday party clowns.
- Julio Mendez: Hey, look, Cookie made real good balloon animals.
- Barry Allen: Oh, Cookie! Look, I am not that desperate, all right?
- The Flash: The Black Rose gang. You ladies are at the top of my list. Especially you. You're wanted in three states for murder.
- Harley Lyndon: Nice body. Too bad I get to put holes in it.
- Janie Jones: No good, Harley. He's The Flash. He's faster than bullets.
- The Flash: She's right, you know.
- Harley Lyndon: She's never right.
- The Flash: [ties them up with fur coats in super speed] Tch, tch, tch. All dressed up, no place to go.
- Big Ed: Now, listen, I don't know how long you can stay here. The cops keep sniffing around. Reporters keep calling.
- Shauna Duke: I thought you said this place could stand an atomic bomb. Are you telling me you can't take a little heat from the cops?
- Big Ed: Hey, not forever. This ain't Father Ed's home for wayward girls.
- Janie Jones: It's okay, Ed. I can't stay down here much longer. It's like we're buried or somethin'.
- Big Ed: Hey, a little respect. They buried Harley today in the pauper's field.
- Janie Jones: What's a pauper's field?
- Shauna Duke: That's where they put you when you die an outlaw. No tombstone. Nothing with your name on it. You got to make your mark while you're still alive, Janie. Anybody gets in your way, you send them to the pauper's field.
- Janie Jones: Look, Shauna, l-l-let's split town, okay? Hey, we put enough money aside, and we could just...
- Shauna Duke: No! The Black Rose has a score to settle.
- Janie Jones: With who? The Flash?
- Shauna Duke: Yeah.
- Big Ed: I wouldn't mess with that guy if I was you.
- Shauna Duke: Oh, you wouldn't, huh?
- Big Ed: No.
- Shauna Duke: Well, it's personal, Ed.
- Janie Jones: I don't know, Shauna. The Flash is trouble with the capital T.
- Shauna Duke: Oh, yeah? Well, I want him dead with a capital D.
- Janie Jones: I don't believe this. A Black Rose wannabe.
- Christina McGee: You ran into a bit of a bad luck I'm here to change that.
- Shauna Duke: Oh, yeah. Bad luck in a red suit.
- Christina McGee: The Flash?
- Shauna Duke: If it wasn't for him, Harley would still be alive.
- Christina McGee: Work with me and you never need to worry about him again.
- Shauna Duke: What can you do?
- Christina McGee: I can do anything I want to him. I can speed him up. I can slow him down. I can let him live or I can make him die.
- Nurse Gladys: Dr. McGee, just where do you think you're going?
- Christina McGee: I'm blowing out of this hellhole, Gladys and away from your ugly face.
- Nurse Gladys: That's it! I'm calling an orderly.
- Christina McGee: You listen to me, lady. No one tells me what to do, or keeps me where I don't wanna go. You got that?
- Nurse Gladys: You're a sick woman, Dr. McGee. You should be in that bed under a doctor's care sedated, if you asked me.
- Christina McGee: You're the one who should taking a snooze, Gladys.
- [punches her]
- Officer Tony Bellows: What the heck is this? A giant fur ball?
- Officer Michael Murphy: I'd hate to meet the cat that coughed that up.
- Barry Allen: Tina, what are you doing out of the hospital?
- Christina McGee: I checked myself out. There's nothing wrong with me.
- [to Earl]
- Christina McGee: What are you staring at, you mangy bag of fleas?
- Barry Allen: Tina! Listen to yourself. Look at what you're doing. This isn't you.
- Christina McGee: Yes, this is me!
- Barry Allen: Where are you going?
- Christina McGee: Look, getting rid of that tart was the only my first piece of business tonight.
- Barry Allen: Don't you think you should be in the hospital?
- Christina McGee: No, I don't. And you keep me there against my will.
- Barry Allen: Now just be reasonable, alright?
- Christina McGee: You listen. If you do anything to stand in my way, I swear I'll go to every television station and newspaper in this city and let them know who the mystery man in the red suit really is. And I'm not talking about bloody Father Christmas!
- Barry Allen: Bloody?