- Dagmar: This is going to be a full time job, are, uh, you fellas married?
- Barney Rubble: No just friends
- Fred Flintstone: [reacts in shock] Barney you lunkhead let me do the talking! Yeah we're married but our wives are at home.
- Barney Rubble: We've been in the private eye racket for three weeks now and the only one who came through the door was a drunk driver.
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah I thought for a minute we had a client til he drove right by and out the window.