- Lacroix: Let us peel back the layers, let us strip away the last vestiges of decorum and civility and reveal our inner selves. Oui, mes amis, it's amateur night at the Raven, and tonight our amateurs will reveal their inner selves by getting naked.
- Lacroix: Nicholas, how thoughtful of you to bring your own coaster... if only all my clients were as environmentally conscious.
- Lacroix: Really? You know, for all that I dislike what you do, it does appear to have some advatages...murder scenes and all that.
- Urs: [to Vachon, the vampire who brought her across] I asked you to kill me, not to bring me across, not to bear for eternity what I couldn't bear for another second. I asked for death, and you gave me forever-forever!
- Javier Vachon: [referring to Monica, a supposed novice stripper] If she's a amateur, I'm a vegetarian.
- Det. Nicholas 'Nick' Knight: [Ellen is suspected of being the killer. Natalie finished examining a piece of sexy lingerie with Ellen's hair found] Well, her closet was full of this stuff...but Ellen, I mean you saw her, she just isn't the type.
- Dr. Natalie Lambert: I don't know, grandparents get busted for mail-order porn these days. You just don't know.