Frasier (TV Series)
A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia (2003)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I may have walked in here the old fault-finding, flaw-fleeing Flasier, but I leave a man committed to commitment.
Dr. Niles Crane : You said "Flasier"
Dr. Frasier Crane : I did not.
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes you did.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I most certainly did not.
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Julia Wilcox : [emerges from the bathroom with one of Frasier's new hand towels after freshening up] Nice towels Frasier, you'd think a couple of old ladies love here.
[Frasier seethes with rage, having finally lost his patience with her]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Get out.
Julia Wilcox : Excuse me?
Dr. Frasier Crane : [coming to her] I said get out!
Julia Wilcox : I'm sorry, have you lost your mind?
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, that happened earlier when we slept together!
Julia Wilcox : [utterly shocked] Are you breaking up with me?
Dr. Frasier Crane : You're damn right I am!
Dr. Frasier Crane : I want my purse!
[Frasier retrieves said purse from the stand nearby]
Dr. Frasier Crane : And I my hand towel!
[They exchange and Julia just about walks out of the door]
Julia Wilcox : I can't believe this, you're actually kicking me out?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Do you want me to draw you a picture?
Julia Wilcox : We'd be here all night!
Dr. Frasier Crane : GET OUT!
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Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, what are you doing in the kitchen?
Dr. Frasier Crane : You just asked to see me.
Dr. Niles Crane : Ah! So you haven't gone deaf.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Why would I have gone deaf?
Dr. Niles Crane : Because that's the only good reason you sat there silently while our profession was assaulted like a drag queen at a tractor pull.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Well I ruined another relationship. I suppose you want to hear the whole sorry tale.
Dr. Niles Crane : No thank you.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Last night, Julia came over and as usual I made a mess of things... did you say no?
Dr. Niles Crane : I said "No thank you"
Dr. Frasier Crane : But I wish to unburden myself.
Dr. Niles Crane : I wish to remain in my good mood... therefore, I demur.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You demur?
Dr. Niles Crane : I demur. Besides I'm sure I've heard it all before.
Dr. Frasier Crane : But this time was different. I really thought...
Dr. Frasier Crane , Dr. Niles Crane : she could have been the one.
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Dr. Niles Crane : I wish to remain in my good mood, therefore I demur.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You demur?
Dr. Niles Crane : I demur!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [as the group embarks on a game of Pictionary] Daphne, what do you say you draw first?
Daphne Moon : Ooh, all right.
[seeing the clue]
Daphne Moon : Oh, boy.
Martin Crane : Ready... set, go.
[Daphne draws a simple circle]
Dr. Niles Crane : The Ring of the Nibelungen.
Daphne Moon : Right!
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Martin Crane : I'm excited for you, Daphne. Takes me back to when I had my kids. So, what are you hoping for, boy or girl?
Daphne Moon : Oh, I don't know. Be kind of nice to have a boy.
Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier is showing off his new hand towels to Niles] Niles, just look at the edging on this.
Dr. Niles Crane : Have you ever? Have you ever? And look, this is all hand-stitched.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Mm-hmm!
Daphne Moon : Or a girl. Either way.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I'd like to strike you, of course, but you speak the truth!