Frasier (TV Series)
A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia (2003)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I may have walked in here the old fault-finding, flaw-fleeing Flasier, but I leave a man committed to commitment.
Dr. Niles Crane : You said "Flasier"
Dr. Frasier Crane : I did not.
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes you did.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I most certainly did not.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, what are you doing in the kitchen?
Dr. Frasier Crane : You just asked to see me.
Dr. Niles Crane : Ah! So you haven't gone deaf.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Why would I have gone deaf?
Dr. Niles Crane : Because that's the only good reason you sat there silently while our profession was assaulted like a drag queen at a tractor pull.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Well I ruined another relationship. I suppose you want to hear the whole sorry tale.
Dr. Niles Crane : No thank you.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Last night, Julia came over and as usual I made a mess of things... did you say no?
Dr. Niles Crane : I said "No thank you"
Dr. Frasier Crane : But I wish to unburden myself.
Dr. Niles Crane : I wish to remain in my good mood... therefore, I demur.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You demur?
Dr. Niles Crane : I demur. Besides I'm sure I've heard it all before.
Dr. Frasier Crane : But this time was different. I really thought...
Dr. Frasier Crane , Dr. Niles Crane : she could have been the one.
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Dr. Niles Crane : I wish to remain in my good mood, therefore I demur.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You demur?
Dr. Niles Crane : I demur!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [as the group embarks on a game of Pictionary] Daphne, what do you say you draw first?
Daphne Moon : Ooh, all right.
[seeing the clue]
Daphne Moon : Oh, boy.
Martin Crane : Ready... set, go.
[Daphne draws a simple circle]
Dr. Niles Crane : The Ring of the Nibelungen.
Daphne Moon : Right!
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Martin Crane : I'm excited for you, Daphne. Takes me back to when I had my kids. So, what are you hoping for, boy or girl?
Daphne Moon : Oh, I don't know. Be kind of nice to have a boy.
Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier is showing off his new hand towels to Niles] Niles, just look at the edging on this.
Dr. Niles Crane : Have you ever? Have you ever? And look, this is all hand-stitched.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Mm-hmm!
Daphne Moon : Or a girl. Either way.