- Julia Wilcox: You really do try to see the best in everyone, don't you?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, I do.
- Julia Wilcox: So, what do you see when you look at me?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I see a woman who's been hurt, not once but many times. A woman who finds it so difficult to trust someone that she won't allow herself to be vulnerable. A woman whose eyes are going to get stuck if she keeps rolling them like that!
- Roz Doyle: It turns out the person who's interviewing me is a guy I've slept with.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: What are the odds?
- Daphne Moon: Darling, I just don't think you need an ankle holster when you don't even own a gun.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Well, first of all, who says it's for me, Miss I-Never-Surprise- You-Anymore? And second of all, I'm thinking I might own a gun soon.
- Daphne Moon: No, you won't.
- Dr. Niles Crane: No, no, no, don't worry. I, I would keep the gun in a locker at the shooting range. I would never have a gun in the same house as your mother.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Could I possibly irritate you over dinner some night?
- Julia Wilcox: Well, if anyone could, it'd be you.
- Martin Crane: Hey, Fras, you look a little down. Everything okay?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Dad, if you had any perspicacity whatsoever, you would know that this expression is merely ruminative perplexity.
- Martin Crane: My bad.