Frasier (TV Series)

Come Lie with Me (1996)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : What was it like in the old days, when you actually had to get up to change the channel?

  Martin : It was hell.

• Frasier : I'm getting an estimate on restoring my study.

  Martin : Why didn't you use Joe?

  Frasier : I think Joe's done enough work in that room.

• Martin : I just spent five minutes trying to button these pants. That stupid dryer shrunk another pair on me!

  Frasier : Dad, before you blame the dryer, have you ever considered stepping on el bathroom scale?

  Martin : What's the point? That thing's been ten pounds off for weeks.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Can you explain... this?

  [holds up sponge with barbecue tongs] 

  Martin : A grown man's obsession with a sponge? No I can't.

• Martin : Boy, what a tortured little world you live in! Newspapers strewn all over the place! Sponge germs coming after you! It's a wonder you can sleep at night!

• Martin : [walking around in his underwear while Daphne's gone]  I've been wearing pants for three years: enough!

• Martin : You want me to dry that sponge? Fine, I'll dry that sponge.

  [takes sponge into kitchen, put it in the toaster and pushes the lever down] 

  Martin : Give it about a minute.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh that is SO immature.