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Dr. Niles Crane : I think this rock may be the murder weapon.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Why that rock instead of any of the other rocks down there?
Dr. Niles Crane : It's pointier than the others.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, may I get a double latte please, one shot of decaf espresso, one shot of regular espresso, with some steamed low-fat milk and some non-fat foam?
James the Barista : Sure.
Dr. Niles Crane : Well?
Dr. Frasier Crane : He didn't even blink an eye. The man's unflappable!
Daphne Moon : He's amazing, isn't he?
Dr. Niles Crane : He made me a chai spice ristretto americano con panna as if people had been drinking them for centuries!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Truly this is a golden age.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [after finding a skull] Perhaps it's a builder who got trapped during construction, or an exterminator who was overcome with fumes.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Excellent hypotheses, Niles. But unfortunately, neither is plausible.
Dr. Niles Crane : Why not?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Because, Niles, when you die, your head doesn't pop off like a champagne cork!
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Dr. Niles Crane : I'm Niles Crane, this is my brother, Frasier, and our dad. Do you remember?
Lasskopf : [looks at Frasier] Nope.
[looks at Niles]
Lasskopf : Nope.
[looks at Martin]
Lasskopf : You sort of look familiar.
Martin Crane : I should, paid you rent for ten years, left the place in perfect condition, and you never gave me back my security deposit.
Lasskopf : Nope, don't remember you either.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Remember how they were always fighting? And then suddenly she stopped coming around.
Dr. Niles Crane : I thought that was because they split up.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Did they? Or did *he*... split *her* up?
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Roz Doyle : I just bought Alice a new hamster and it kept me up all night running around on that squeaky damn wheel.
Daphne Moon : Why don't you get it a quieter wheel?
Dr. Niles Crane : Or oil the squeak?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Or take the wheel out at night?
James the Barista : Or put the cage in another room? - followed by a wry smile
Roz Doyle : Where were you all at 3 this morning, when I was trying to shove a Sominex into a carrot?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Can we establish a motive?
Dr. Niles Crane : Not without knowing the identity of the victim.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Very good.