Frasier (TV Series)

Farewell, Nervosa (2003)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• Julia Wilcox : Hello, Frasier. Wow, who's this? Your stunt double?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It's my brother Niles.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm hashing over an ethical dilemma, so I think I could use some black coffee.

  Coffee Guy : What size would you like?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Uh, I've got a lot to ponder, so I think a large.

  Coffee Guy : I'm afraid we don't have large, sir. We have piccolo, macho, mucho and mucho macho.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I see. Uh, do you happen to know what size would correspond to a Nervosa grande?

  Coffee Guy : No. But our mucho is about the same as the semi-colossal over at Don't Spill the Beans.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah, ah, all right. I know that their colossal is comparable to a Nervosa grande, so the semi-colossal would be three quarters of a colossal, so the mucho and the semi-colossal would be equivalent... so I should have the mucho macho. But only fill it five-eighths.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier has just been told by his accountant that he must learn to curb his spending]  All right, the point is I have to come up with a plan. A plan... Perhaps a ruminative latte will do me some good at Nervosa.

  Martin Crane : What? You just had a whole new espresso machine shipped here from Italy!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, well I'm waiting for the cups!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, thank you, Steve. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but I'm afraid my brother and I will not be the everyday stalwarts I predicted we would be.

  Steve : [Flatly]  Damn. Every time I open my heart...