Frasier (TV Series)

Farewell, Nervosa (2003)

Matt Besser: Coffee Guy

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm hashing over an ethical dilemma, so I think I could use some black coffee.

  Coffee Guy : What size would you like?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Uh, I've got a lot to ponder, so I think a large.

  Coffee Guy : I'm afraid we don't have large, sir. We have piccolo, macho, mucho and mucho macho.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I see. Uh, do you happen to know what size would correspond to a Nervosa grande?

  Coffee Guy : No. But our mucho is about the same as the semi-colossal over at Don't Spill the Beans.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah, ah, all right. I know that their colossal is comparable to a Nervosa grande, so the semi-colossal would be three quarters of a colossal, so the mucho and the semi-colossal would be equivalent... so I should have the mucho macho. But only fill it five-eighths.