Frasier (TV Series)
First Do No Harm (1998)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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[Martin is setting Frasier up with Duke's daughter Marie]
Martin : Duke said she's grown into a real looker.
Frasier : Yes, well I have seen Duke, and unless he sired a love child with Catherine Deneuve, I don't like my odds.
[Marie comes in]
Marie : Uncle Martin.
Martin : Oh, Marie! Look at you! You remember Frasier.
Frasier : Bonjour.
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Frasier : You know, maybe there's still time to win her back.
Martin : Well, it'd take a pretty big bouquet of flowers to do that.
Frasier : I don't know, Dad. Maybe if I just explain to her what really happened, she'll forgive me. Sometimes the best apology is just the truth.
Niles : You mean you're going to tell her you thought she was prostituting herself for therapy but now you've decided that's OK?
Frasier : ...Well, not that truth. Some other truth.
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Frasier : Niles, Marie is a stunning woman with a body to die for. You think all I'm interested in is her mind? How shallow do you think I am?
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Frasier : Yes, well, I've *seen* Duke, and unless he sired a love child with Catherine Deneuve, I don't like my odds.