Frasier (TV Series)

First Do No Harm (1998)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : You know, you're jealous. You're jealous that I'm having sex. Jealous that I'm having hot, passionate, sweaty jungle sex. What are you having?

  [he doesn't notice the waitress behind him] 

  Niles : I'm having a latte.

• Frasier : You know, maybe there's still time to win her back.

  Martin : Well, it'd take a pretty big bouquet of flowers to do that.

  Frasier : I don't know, Dad. Maybe if I just explain to her what really happened, she'll forgive me. Sometimes the best apology is just the truth.

  Niles : You mean you're going to tell her you thought she was prostituting herself for therapy but now you've decided that's OK?

  Frasier : ...Well, not that truth. Some other truth.

• Frasier : Oh, Niles, you just missed Duke's daughter.

  Niles : I saw! Is it possible that's the same little girl we used to refer to as "The Ugly Dukeling?"