Frasier (TV Series)
Fraternal Schwinns (2003)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : If a child of four can ride one, then so can we.
Dr. Niles Crane : That's what we said when we were six!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [about the KACL Bike-a-thon] I am not going.
Roz Doyle : But you just told them you'd see them there.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, Roz, I'm merely getting the rubes into the tent. I will gladly give my money, but spending the afternoon riding bicycles with a bunch of hooligans is not my idea of fun.
Kenny Daly : It's just kids and families.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Frasier: Yes, well so was the KACL family picnic at the zoo, until those urchins jostled me into the orangutan grove. Let me tell you: orangutans are not the playful gentlemen of the trees the nature shows claim.
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Kenny Daly : So, Bike-A-Thon, you're in, right?
Julia Wilcox : Nah, I can't be bothered, I'll just send a check.
Kenny Daly : Oh, cheese and rice, what's wrong with you people?
Julia Wilcox : Relax, Kenny, I'm just pulling your leg. How can I not go? This is funding AIDS research, for God's sake. I know you think I'm heartless and self-centered, but at least give me credit for being human.
Kenny Daly : Well, Frasier's not going.
Dr. Frasier Crane : [gives a loud, forced, fake laugh] What? Kenny, come on! I was pulling your leg too! I tell you what, we should have a fund raiser for your sense of humor! All right, I'll see you there.
[ducks into Roz's booth]
Roz Doyle : You're pathetic.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I know.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [after they've tried and failed to teach each other to ride bikes] A good teacher doesn't YELL at his student!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Nor does a good teacher throw a stick at his student!
Dr. Niles Crane : I thought it would make you try harder!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh well you're gonna make one HELL of a dad!