Frasier (TV Series)
Freudian Sleep (2004)
Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [after Roz poses as a caller based on Thelma & Louise] Frankly, I thought you were more convincing last week as that teenager from the town that banned dancing, that's realism.
Roz Doyle : That was Footloose!
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Roz Doyle : Kenny came down today and said if you don't get a call, you're fired.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well I wouldn't worry, we're bound to get a call.
Roz Doyle : Really? Because we haven't had one in six months.
[reveals the booth is covered in cobwebs]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh dear God!
[phone rings]
Dr. Frasier Crane : What's that?
Roz Doyle : It's the phone!
Dr. Frasier Crane : [picks up phone] Hello caller, I'm listening.
[ringing continues]
Roz Doyle : Not that phone, in there!
Dr. Frasier Crane : [runs into the booth where dozens of phones are on the counter, grabs them frantically] Hello? I'm listening!
Roz Doyle : The black one!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello, I'm listening!
Roz Doyle : Hurry! They're gonna hang up!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello, I'm listening!
Roz Doyle : [dressed as Thelma & Louise with a Texas drawl holding a steering wheel] If you don't find that phone, I'm gonna drive this booth off a cliff!
Dr. Frasier Crane : [struggling with switchboard, near tears] I'm TRYING TO LISTEN!