Quotes
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Frasier : [Frasier is directing a rehearsal of "Nightmare Inn" in his living room] I'm still not entirely happy with the second McAllister sister. She doesn't sound spinsterish enough for me.
Mel White : I see. You also told me that me gamekeeper sounded too cultured, that my Irishman sounded more Protestant than Catholic, and that my dwarf was too tall.
[walks to the front door]
Mel White : Let me try Hans again; tell me how my German is sounding.
[opens the door]
Mel White : I qvit!
[walks out, slamming door]
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Frasier : Did anyone see you?
Gil Chesterton : Several people. Hans, the German butler.
Mel White : [German voice:] Ja, I saw zee gentleman.
Frasier : Stop! That's wonderful, Mel. But he sounds to me just a bit more Austrian than German.
Mel White : I've done that accent both on Broadway and the London stage!
Frasier : Yes, well perhaps they have different standards than I have.
