Quotes
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Gil Chesterton : [Gil's 'Boyhood in Surrey' speech has been cut from the radio mystery] I'm dying...
Frasier : Poor man was gone.
Gil Chesterton : Never again to revisit the scene of my boyhood in Surrey
[makes triumphant face at Frasier]
Gil Chesterton : , romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys...
Frasier : [fake gunshot] Just then, the lights went out again. Nigel Fairservice was shot again!
Gil Chesterton : Only grazed me! When the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lum...
Frasier : [fake gunshot] The final bullet blew his head clean off his shoulders!
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Gil Chesterton : [Frasier is still casting for his radio play Nightmare Inn] Oh, Frasier. I've had a quick peek at your script and I think I'd be perfect as Bull Kragen, the brutish gamekeeper.
Frasier : You know, Gil. I think that's just a bit too on the nose.
[Gil nods in agreement]
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Frasier : Did anyone see you?
Gil Chesterton : Several people. Hans, the German butler.
Mel White : [German voice:] Ja, I saw zee gentleman.
Frasier : Stop! That's wonderful, Mel. But he sounds to me just a bit more Austrian than German.
Mel White : I've done that accent both on Broadway and the London stage!
Frasier : Yes, well perhaps they have different standards than I have.
