Frasier (TV Series)

High Crane Drifter (1996)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : Look, Dad, would you mind terribly if I used the TV tonight? I went to three video stores to get this tape. I'm just dying to see it.

  Martin Crane : [who's been watching a "funniest home videos" show]  Sure, go ahead. How many times can you watch a dog get hit with a swinging door?

  Frasier : [eyeing Eddie]  Depends on the dog.

• [while Frasier's upstairs neighbor is playing loud rock music] 

  Martin Crane : I'm gonna take a nap.

  Frasier : Dad, you can't possibly expect to sleep in this racket.

  Martin Crane : Are you kidding? I've slept through worse than this. In Korea I dropped off in a foxhole right outside P'Anmunjom. By the time I woke up the cease-fire was over and I was the only one who didn't know about it. Talk about having egg on your face.