Frasier (TV Series)

Hot Ticket (1998)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• [Daphne comes home and is furious to see Frasier opening her letter to her mother in Manchester] 

  Frasier : You don't understand. I just wanted to...

  Daphne Moon : You just wanted to find out if I was gossiping about you to my mum. Well, fine! I was. A seventy-three year old woman in Manchester is about to find out that you dye the grey out of your temples. There, you happy?

  Frasier : No, I am not happy, I am mortified!

  [He looks down in shame... then raises his head] 

  Frasier : How did you know that? I keep my hair dye in the false bottom of my cuff-link box.

  Daphne Moon : Yeah, well... I'll let it go this time.

  [She flees to her bedroom] 

  Frasier : Oh, we haven't got time for this! We've to get down to that party!

  Niles : I knew you were dyeing your hair.

  Frasier : Shut up.

  Niles : "No, no, really, it's just my new conditioner."

  Frasier : Shut up!