Frasier (TV Series)
Leapin' Lizards (1995)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Martin : Hey Niles, you're not going to believe what happened to Frasier.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, I heard the whole thing.
[laughs]
Martin : You listen to Bulldog's program?
Dr. Niles Crane : [deadpan] Yes, Dad, I can't sleep nights till I find out who hurled what ball through what apparatus.
[laughs]
Dr. Niles Crane : No, no, it was on at the vet's.
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Martin : Hey Niles, you're not going to believe what happened to Frasier.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, I heard the whole thing.
[laughs]
Martin : You listen to Bulldog's program?
Dr. Niles Crane : [deadpan] Yes, Dad, I can't sleep nights till I find out who hurled what ball through what apparatus.
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Martin : Bulldog's a funny guy.
Dr. Frasier Crane : And I'm not funny?
Martin : Uhhh...
Dr. Frasier Crane : I don't believe this!
Dr. Niles Crane : Well now, obviously Dad's forgetting the time you took the names of our wine club board and turned them into wickedly derisive anagrams!
[with Frasier]
Dr. Niles Crane : Sidney Assbasket!
[they all break into laughter]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Now you see, Dad, I made you laugh.
Martin : No, I'm looking at Eddie.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [Niles has just entered Frasier's apartment] Hello, Niles.
Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, quick, give me your museum membership card.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What for?
Dr. Niles Crane : I just heard tickets go on sale today for the exhibit of fourteenth-century Japanese netsuki figurines.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, then the rumors were true?
Dr. Niles Crane : Hurry, hurry, I want to get there before the line forms.