Frasier (TV Series)

Love Stinks (2001)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Dr. Frasier Crane : At work today, I discovered an injurious graffito about me. Scrawled on the men's room wall.

  Dr. Niles Crane : No.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier pulls a piece of toilet paper from his pocket to read from]  Yes. Quote: "There once was a man, Frasier Crane, Who says he can feel your pain. But he acts like a snob, To the guys at his job, And I think he's totally lame."

  Dr. Niles Crane : That's terrible! There's a tense shift, an approximate rhyme, the scansion leaves a lot to be desired...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, you're missing the point!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Jason, Noel... you there. Let me tell you a little something about a few things I don't like: Boxing for one. Sporting events of any kind. Barbecues, office parties, buddy movies. Any dish made with marshmallows. Things that I *do* like: the opera, the symphony, Elizabethan revenge dramas, et cetera.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles? Do you think I'm elitist?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Of course I do. You needn't worry about that.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, not in the good way.