Frasier (TV Series)
Love Stinks (2001)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : At work today, I discovered an injurious graffito about me. Scrawled on the men's room wall.
Dr. Niles Crane : No.
Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier pulls a piece of toilet paper from his pocket to read from] Yes. Quote: "There once was a man, Frasier Crane, Who says he can feel your pain. But he acts like a snob, To the guys at his job, And I think he's totally lame."
Dr. Niles Crane : That's terrible! There's a tense shift, an approximate rhyme, the scansion leaves a lot to be desired...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, you're missing the point!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles? Do you think I'm elitist?
Dr. Niles Crane : Of course I do. You needn't worry about that.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, not in the good way.
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Martin Crane : [to Niles] Oh, look! A picture of you in your first Little League uniform.
Daphne Moon : Was that your game face?
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, no, no. I'd just lost a tooth to an errant pitch.
Martin Crane : Tell her who pitchin'.
Dr. Niles Crane : I was.
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Martin Crane : [looking at one of Niles' childhood drawings] What is this one supposed to be?
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh! That is an Egyptian battle scene from "Aida." That's Radames and that's the jealous Amneris... Oh, I misspelled "Amonasro." Oh, to be six again.