Frasier (TV Series)

My Fair Frasier (1997)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : [smells the air]  Frasier's morel mushroom and tarragon sauce.

  Samantha : How did you know that?

  Frasier : Niles has always been able to identify sauce from a great distance.

  Martin Crane : His mother and I were so proud.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, it's funny, as much as I care for this woman, there's something about this relationship that leaves me vaguely unsettled.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I might venture a theory at which you're sure to hoot! What may be making you uncomfortable is that for the first time you find yourself in a more submissive role.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : What on God's earth are you talking about?

  Daphne Moon : I think what he means is - you're the girl!

• Dr. Niles Crane : [to Frasier]  Well, think about it. How did you two first meet? She came to your rescue. Who initiated the first sexual encounter? She did.

  Martin Crane : She did? For God's sake, who's wearing the pants in this relationship?

  Dr. Niles Crane : My point exactly, Dad.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, fine, look, as much fun it must be to spin out this little theory, it's entirely without foundation.

  [the oven bell in the kitchen rings] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [feminine]  Dear God, there's my rosemary bread!

• Martin Crane : They had this one great exhibit where you climb into this boat, you put on a life jacket, and they simulate what it's like to be caught out at sea in a hurricane.

  Frasier : [Niles enters looking seasick]  Good Lord! Niles, why did you ever agree to go on a ride like that?

  Dr. Niles Crane : I didn't. I dined at the snack bar.